In my ideal society...
If you raped somebody, you would get castrated. If you were a whore, you would be treated like a prostitute. If you were a douche, you would have to get your head shaved.
People are annoying.
Pure fiction.
Nov 25
School is so...
hard. stressful. poor. time-consuming. lazy.
I have about 5 papers to write and I’m thinking “Hey Professors, where’s all the holiday cheer?”
Nov 10
Bad day and a list of why.
Ugly, cloudy weather.
Couldn’t find a satisfactory outfit.
First C+ of college.
Didn’t have time to eat.
Socially awkward.
No time.
Too much work = stressed.
Made an effort with two professors, only to get rescheduled.
Partner didn’t show up.
It’s cold.
Lonely.
Disappointed.
Closet is a mess.
Nov 04
Please tell me I’m not the only person who finds this picture hilarious.
This is pretty great.
Warren Buffet.
So apparently, when asked what the economy would look like in 6 months, Warren Buffet replied by saying the he didn’t even have the foggiest idea, he didn’t even know what the economy would look like in 16 months. But he also added that he knew what the economy would look like in 6 years and that would be good, so he’s betting on America.
When Warren Buffet buys a railroad company and says that everything will be fine and dandy with the economy, you fcuking listen. It’s Warren Buffet, man.
Nov 03
Stupid girls and stupid question.
“What if your penis is so big that nobody will want to have sex with you? Can you, like, cut it shorter?”
This is what they talk about.
Lists.
THINGS I FORGOT IN SJ
2 coats
Favorite white shirt
Blanket
Robe
Cocoa Krispies cereal
THINGS I NEED TO GET
Sponge dish
Smaller towels
Protein (fr: Tony)
Baby wipes
New sheets, grey.
Hangers?
Swiffer Duster wipes
Loofah
Tissues
Milk
Case of water
UPCOMING, HUGE ASSIGNMENTS
Corp. law & democracy presentation
Philo presentation
Philo. final paper
Greek/Roman final paper
“The Turn of the Screw” final research paper
Finals.
There is a guy in my poly sci class who has this beard, only he’s young and he is trying to grow it out, so it’s shorter. Classy, huh?
Annoying.
First, she looks into my room without saying hi or without eyecontact. Second, she decides to sing “Party in the USA” at the top of her lungs at 10:00pm while I am trying to plan my courses for the Spring semester.
What do you do when you have an annoying neighbor?
Nov 01
Poor Brett Favre.
I was watching highlights from today’s game and apparently, Favre got booed by the opposition at the Vikings- Green Bay game today. How sad!
Hey, so what if he can’t make up his mind? He’s handsome and atheletic. And he looks damn good in those Wrangler jeans.
Oct 31
Turned off.
Why would I call if I knew you didn’t want to listen?
Oct 29
Having the Food Network on all the time poses a problem.
I am hungry a lot. Right now, I could really use a philly cheesesteak. But tomato pasta will do I guess…
I'm so tireeeddd.
I managed to get a lot of work done today, but it’s still not done! How is that possible?
I managed to work on my Gracchi brothers presentation, discuss my thesis with my professor, get advising time, library time, take care of a reimbursement issue, take care of a church issue, eat, go to class, dust, organize, and shower.
I still have to read to novels though. I will probably sparknote one novel and forget about the other.
Oh, sparknotes, where would I be without you?
Oct 24
Date night.
Tony and I went to go see Where The Wild Things Are. I was rather disappointed, even if it was in IMAX. I don’t care what you say, but the best thing about that damn book was the sense of adventure it’d offer you on a rainy day.
Don’t get me wrong. It wasn’t all bad. The soundtrack is pretty sick and the picture itself is incredible. I must say, the main kid is a pretty good actor too.
However, Spike Jonez made it into some film about a bratty ADD kid who runs away, breaks his moms heart, and sets off on a foreign island to try his hand at forming a perfect soceity among the creatures.
BULLSHIT! We didn’t care about creating the ideal government when we were old enough to read Where The Wild Things Are. No, the only thing we were concerned about was the adventure Max was experiencing.
I went into the theatre thinking that this film would allow me to relive my rainy day adventures with Max, when in fact, it just made me really sad. I’m not going to lie, I was probably depressed for a good 3/4 of the film and cried at the very end too.
Shame on you Spike Jonez.
Oct 23
